Sermon

The Bitcoin Halving and the Unjust Steward: a Halfture sermon on Luke 16, a bill cut from a hundred to fifty, and a ledger no steward can rewrite.

The Bitcoin Halving and the Bag With Holes: a Halfture sermon on Haggai 1:6, wages that leak through a torn purse, and a schedule that sews it shut.

The Bitcoin Halving and the Half Shekel: a Halfture sermon on Exodus 30, where the rich could not give more and the poor could not give less than half.

The Bitcoin Halving and the Sundial of Ahaz: a Halfture sermon on 2 Kings 20, a shadow that went backward, and a clock kept by block height, not the hour.

Twenty years, ten changed wages. The Bitcoin Halving and Laban reads Genesis 31 against a miner wage no manager can rewrite, and a test file that shows the end.

Eleven sticks stayed sticks. The Bitcoin Halving and the Rod That Budded reads Numbers 17 against the 2017 chain split and the twelve words in your drawer.

The Bitcoin Halving Honest Majority is not fifty percent. Abraham bargained God down from fifty righteous to ten, and the researchers bargained the mining threshold down too.

The Bitcoin Halving Mempool is Bethesda’s five porches. A Halfture sermon on the fee floor that halves every twelve hours, and the last cut of all.

Elijah’s mantle fell and Elisha picked it up. The Bitcoin Halving Mantle is what you cannot hand down by accident, and the Halfture is still ahead.

The Bitcoin Halving Scapegoat: two identical coinbases, one kept and one sent away forever. A Halfture sermon on atonement, BIP 30, and the last cut.